
"I'm honored to have Heidi's support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of
The Hills, especially since the new season started."
– Republican presidential candidate
Sen. John McCain, on getting
The Hills' Heidi Montag's youth vote, to
Time

"Look at me. Does it look like it?"
–
Ashley Tisdale, denying rumors that she had breast augmentation, to PEOPLE

"I'm barely a B cup!"
Kristin Bell, responding to a busty accusation, in
Cosmopolitan
"We don't communicate. She's 19 and from Utah and has been dancing since birth. I brought up Vince Lombardi and I think she thought it was some kind of ice cream."
–
Adam Carolla, talking about his junior
Dancing with the Stars partner
Julianne Hough, on
The Tonight Show

"I’m eight years older, 10 pounds heavier and half-an-inch shorter – just in time for HD television."
–
Kathie Lee Gifford, in announcing
her new gig on the
Todayshow

"I asked my trainer, 'Can you give me Jessica Biel's butt?' "
–
Christina Ricci, lamenting the size of her posterior, to U.K.
Elle

"I don't like ... things."
– Jerry Seinfeld, explaining his philosophy to Conan O'Brien, on Late Night

"[My biggest fear is] that I'll fall for a man who wants a modern, minimalist interior."
– Dita Von Teese, on dating and decorating, to The New York Times

"You've got me CRZ8'J"
– Live!'s Kelly Ripa, "texting" a message to bewildered cohost Regis Philbin

"I don't want to get slimed, but I am glad to be here."
– Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus, at Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards, where she miraculously avoided the green goo, unlike Harrison Ford, Orlando Bloom, Justin Timberlake and Jack Black